Not this one.
Some advice: You might do better by taking a different path. Pay attention. Think! One side of me gets so tired of people making one mistake after another that I feel I have to knock some sense into them. Another part takes pity on their cluelessnes and makes me want to give them a nudge in a different direction. A lot of it has to do with my mood. Which can be pretty nasty, I'll admit. And then I lash out. Zero sympathy for anything, any-body. You say it's evil, I say: I'm stuck with me, and so are you. In any case, right now I'm in a nudging mood. So here you go. You're welcome.